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Are you a GOOD person? - the ultimate test: [link]
Deborah seems to be one of the less known judges, but she's still famous. I love this graphic adaption you've done here.
Humourous, but still respectful to the Bible and everything! This would be great for the Sunday School kids!
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Never underestimate... the Leadboot!!
Definition of an optimist: like the one-legged grasshopper that jumped onto the blade of grass... when 'e 'opped 'e missed!!
I defy you, stereotypes!
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I'm just realistic...
Or a blind, schizophrenic hamster..."
--Shintei-chan
"Naked carjacking; it's the worst kind." --" Numb3rs"
"*I* was supposed to be that goat!" -- "Psych"
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In other words she makes sweet things and stings people into action!
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Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jellyside down. A cat glued to some jelly toast will hover in quantum indecision.
That's great! And very clever. I've got to remember to use that line on my sister next time I see her!
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Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jellyside down. A cat glued to some jelly toast will hover in quantum indecision.
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